And he did brew beer this morning while fiddling with the pump.
I saw the signs. You could see them from space.
The day I see this, listen for gun shots! No gun here
but I will run next door lickity split.
So, this afternoon, he comes in and plops on the sofa next to me. The hair is already standing up on the back of my neck because he was on the property all weekend. I could have asked him to leave per our agreement, but I was highly motivated for him to fix that pump. It is getting hot here already!
So, here he plops and I realize he has something to say. Lord help him.
FINALLY! He gives birth to
Do you know how you told me that I must not like the girl I was dating? Well, I didn't... I mean, I liked her, but not very much. That sounds bad... I liked her. Just didn't like her like her. Anyway. Now, I'm seeing someone else that I like very much. And she has 3 kids. And her kid weekends are exactly opposite of mine and I was wondering if you would mind, you know, switching our weekend schedule so that mine will correlate with hers.
He was trying to sweet talk me with a working pool!
Because surely now he can see where my idea didn't suck for him after all.
I didn't know what to say for once in my life and so muttered something like
wow, she has 3 kids and you have 3 kids that is a whole damn lot of kids. Well, I want you to be happy and so of course we can swap because I don't have a life really.
All I could picture was Streisand and Redford and her saying,
"Your girl is lovely, Hubbell".