Oscar Recap by Cuckoo Momma

Best Breasties

Jlo, OMG.  Hate the dress but the boobs were gawgeous.  If I was Cam I would cry on the way home.

Best Botox

blink Sandra!  You can do it!

Billy, Billy, Billy.  It is ok to get old.

This is not ok.

what did they do to you??

Most in need of more lipstick.  And apparently everyone

 loved this dress on her but me.  What is with the shoulders?  Put the cape back on!

Sorry RDJ, I couldn't pay attention to you I was too upset 

that nobody told her she needed more lipstick.

Most in need of a sandwich

OMG, Brad!  Make her eat! Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Viv & the other one need her!

Best working of a slit

JEEZ.  I want to be her.  All those nannies!

 I cried when she won

tears of happiness. 

Most starting to look like an Oscar

didn't she wear this before?

Best Dressed Faves

I had a hard time here!  I was bored with the fashion  Maybe for the first time ever.

I liked:
Natalie

but still the cut was kind of boring

 Penelope

of course

 

 

 

 

Cameron

But she looks like The Joker, sorry.

Milla

OMG.

 

Emma

Because the rest was so boring, I liked this.  Plus I thought she was hilarious.

Michelle

I don't love the peplum but the fabric was gorgeous and she was so beautiful 

close up.

PEOPLE THAT SCARED ME

I hated those shoulders.  Otherwise cool.

Mara

I actually liked her dress but her hair scares me!  I am intimidated by her.

Glenn

love love her but lose the tuxedo jacket.  I wore this same outfit (albeit cut off at the knee) in 1989.

Jlo

yuck, but I would wear it to Kroger if I looked like that.

Judy Greer

zipper lady

All in all, boring fashion wise. 
what did ya'll think?